So I have just been on the phone to my beautiful pregnant escort friend Eden Love and our topic of conversation was… Eating Pussy until I orgasm.

Both Eden Love and myself have been Independent Private escorts in Brisbane for many years and we both have enough experience personally and professionally to comment on what men should be doing when they are going DOWN TOWN!

So together we have come up with a few SIMPLE tips for Eating Pussy.

1. STOP MIMICING PORN:

Now, this might come as a surprise to most BUT you will not learn how to eat pussy from Porn. Why? What your watching is a FANTASY! It’s for the camera’s and looks amazing - it might not be what your lovely escort is after.

If your escort doesnt offer a Porn Star Experience, chances are she isn’t interested in being fucked like a porn star. No matter how much money your paying, it’s not her thing. But the good news is, there are plenty more that LOVE a good PSE fucking. Enjoy shopping boys…

As an escort, we can always tell who watches a lot of porn. And I assure you, unless we are watching porn together, it’s not helping you in the bedroom department.

2. LISTEN TO HER SUBTLE (OR NOT SO) SUBTLE HINTS:

Another BIG myth busted tonight boys, just because it worked on one girl, doesn’t mean another girl will like your moves. Why? We all have different orgoenous zones. We also all have different needs into how much foreplay we need to get to the point of an orgasm. Also, not all escorts even like oral sex, they might like fingering, rimming or soft tapping on the clit. Some only like her beloved vibrator. Best approach is to explore and see what gets a reaction or simply ask the lovely escort to guide you. Ladies aren’t that subtle if you can show your a eager learner…

3. IT’S THE JOURNEY, NOT THE DESTINATION:

As an escort, I have learnt the the journey of sex is far more interesting the the orgasm itself. Why? An orgasm might not be achievable that day but the more foreplay received, the bigger and better the next orgasm will be. And I leave completely satisfied when the pressure is off me having an orgasm. I strongly suggest booking your escort regularly to really explore her pussy. An hour might not be enough. Kind of like my favourite restaurant Longtime in Brisbane. To really get the full experience, I have had to go back for many times to try ALL of what’s on offer before I feel satisfied. All of my visits have built on each other. Do you get my analogy?

4. BEING MY FIRST CLIENT DOESN’T GUARANTEE AN ORGASM:

Okay gents, another BIG myth is that I will be tired if your my last client for the day, week, month or year. Well, this is entirely FALSE! My pussy has been known to explode at the very end of my escort tour. Yep, the very last client gets all your hard work….

Rule of thumb is if you book long enough and put the hard yards in, you will receive the honey pot. Yep, another food analogy - it’s my midnight snack time…

5. BE KIND TO MY VAGINA:

This might not apply to all escorts but the vast majority that I know don’t like you sucking on their Labia or stretching it. Why? Designer Vagina’s are VERY expensive and I don’t want my masterpiece ruined. Plus they look fucking painful and I am not really interested in having stitches in my pussy. Ouch! Another tip, ask before you enter me with your fingers. I might not be ready or require a little more trust before I trust your fingers in my pussy.

6. DON’T TELL ME WHEN TO CUM:

Do you want me to cum? (Wink Wink)…. Or really Cum and I mean, tremble! Well the later is only on offer for the few that make me get there - I am not a performing monkey and I can’t cum on command. But I can pretend to. Now, I don’t like faking and neither does Eden Love…. And as tip 3 and 4 explained, it’s not always guaranteed. Focus on the foreplay and the journey to leave completely satisfied. Trust me, your escort will thank you for it.

So there you have it. And in the spirit of the State of Origin I will leave you with this “Aim for the goal if you want to score”